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“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Robocop and Juliet.

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Robot walking pet robot

'When I said I would move mountains for you, it was just a figure of speech!'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Good news. You know that elephant in the room we never talk about? He's now in the other room."

Prisoner still life painting.

Red hot little combo

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

"It's a great work!"

Sharp Eyes

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

'Picasso'

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."