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“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

bird interprets modern art

Robocop and Juliet.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

Robot Jogger

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

Robot walking pet robot

'When I said I would move mountains for you, it was just a figure of speech!'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

Prisoner still life painting.

"Good news. You know that elephant in the room we never talk about? He's now in the other room."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

'Picasso'

"It's a great work!"

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

Operation Chrome Dome.

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."