Play On Words Admirer Pillows

"Watch it! The teach brought the board of education today."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Silence of the Chickens...

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

Czarcasm

bird interprets modern art

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

"Hugh fans!"

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Can't Touch This

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

'I think I've scored.'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"A haand gel...!?"

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"