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"Watch it! The teach brought the board of education today."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Silence of the Chickens...

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Czarcasm

bird interprets modern art

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"Hugh fans!"

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Can't Touch This

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"A haand gel...!?"

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

'I think I've scored.'