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"Hey George - help me to recall an old song lyric! It goes: 'Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative, latch on to the affirmative, and don't mess with—' Mess with what?"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'When I said I would move mountains for you, it was just a figure of speech!'

"Are we really gonna do this?!"

"Good news. You know that elephant in the room we never talk about? He's now in the other room."

Sharp Eyes

Red hot little combo

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

"I think I'm falling in love."

Guru Shifted Thinking

Snowman Romance

"That's strange. It must have been slow."

"It looked a lot better on Colin Firth."

"You are my blue beach glass."

Aretha Franklin

The corner that Spring's around

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"Listen up, my fine people, and I'll sing you a song, 'bout a brave neurosurgeon who done something wrong."

Street signs in Motown.

Dalek gardening...

Well, this answers a lot of my questions.

"Profiling!"

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

'My grandfather always used to say 'Son, if it ain't dysfunctional, don't attempt preemptive maintenance intervention on it.' Or something like that.'

"The actual title of my sermon, Ms. Barns, is 'Are you going to hell?'."

Children's Book Publishers. It's a sequel -- The little engine that could turns into a whistleblower!

"Wow, you've made me re-think my beliefs on an afterlife."

Having an open mind is not to be confused with a hole in the head.

Beth Moore