Song Lyric Admirer Mugs

"Hey George - help me to recall an old song lyric! It goes: 'Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative, latch on to the affirmative, and don't mess with—' Mess with what?"

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'When I said I would move mountains for you, it was just a figure of speech!'

"Are we really gonna do this?!"

"Good news. You know that elephant in the room we never talk about? He's now in the other room."

Sharp Eyes

Red hot little combo

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

Guru Shifted Thinking

Snowman Romance

"I think I'm falling in love."

"That's strange. It must have been slow."

"You are my blue beach glass."

The corner that Spring's around

"Listen up, my fine people, and I'll sing you a song, 'bout a brave neurosurgeon who done something wrong."

Street signs in Motown.

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

"Profiling!"

'My grandfather always used to say 'Son, if it ain't dysfunctional, don't attempt preemptive maintenance intervention on it.' Or something like that.'

"Wow, you've made me re-think my beliefs on an afterlife."

"The actual title of my sermon, Ms. Barns, is 'Are you going to hell?'."

Having an open mind is not to be confused with a hole in the head.

Hear no evil. See no evil. Speak no evil.