Slogan Admirer Mugs

Eat Pork

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

If nobody had invented graphics

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

Slug roulette

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

'When I said I would move mountains for you, it was just a figure of speech!'

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

"Good news. You know that elephant in the room we never talk about? He's now in the other room."

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

Sharp Eyes

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Funny Farm

"Nemesisyphus"

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

Guru Shifted Thinking

"That's strange. It must have been slow."

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

Witty T-Shirt Guy

George Eliot

"You are my blue beach glass."

'Not so much a 'brain-storm'... more like a 'brain-drizzle'.'

Narcissus discovers t-shirts

"You know my motto: Ready, aim . . . audit."

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

The corner that Spring's around