Expression Admirer Mugs

Having an open mind is not to be confused with a hole in the head.

"Oy vey"

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

Hear no evil. See no evil. Speak no evil.

Sharp Eyes

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Reading my Critics

"Little help?"

Silence of the Chickens...

Soldier armed with a pen.

The devil you know and his plus one

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

The Devil's in the detail!

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Freedom of the press

'When I said I would move mountains for you, it was just a figure of speech!'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

Prisoner still life painting.

"Good news. You know that elephant in the room we never talk about? He's now in the other room."

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

'Picasso'

Censorship.

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"It's a great work!"