Aphorism Admirer Mugs

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

People who meet in Heaven: Ben Franklin and Yogi Berra. I've always admired you aphorisms.

Too many cooks spoil the broth

"Apparently we're worth twice as much in the hand as we are in the bush - whatever the hell that means."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

Ancient Racing

"Little help?"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Cow's straw

On the brink.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Meat Grinder

bird interprets modern art

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Czarcasm

Dolphin friendly tuna

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

Gym Dog

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"A haand gel...!?"