Aphorism Admirer Mugs

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Too many cooks spoil the broth

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

Ancient Racing

"Little help?"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

bird interprets modern art

On the brink.

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Cow's straw

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Dolphin friendly tuna

Meat Grinder

Czarcasm

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

Gym Dog

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee