Expression Admirer Pillows

Having an open mind is not to be confused with a hole in the head.

"Oy vey"

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

Hear no evil. See no evil. Speak no evil.

Sharp Eyes

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Reading my Critics

"Little help?"

Silence of the Chickens...

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

The devil you know and his plus one

bird interprets modern art

Soldier armed with a pen.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

The Devil's in the detail!

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'When I said I would move mountains for you, it was just a figure of speech!'

Freedom of the press

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

"Good news. You know that elephant in the room we never talk about? He's now in the other room."

Prisoner still life painting.

Censorship.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

'Picasso'