Personification Admirer Pillows

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

"Little help?"

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

bird interprets modern art

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Love

Magic Tricks

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Sistine Selfie

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

The Death Of Venus

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'When I said I would move mountains for you, it was just a figure of speech!'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Prisoner still life painting.

"Good news. You know that elephant in the room we never talk about? He's now in the other room."

'Picasso'

Sharp Eyes

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"It's a great work!"

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

Museum. It's a shame life isn't like European history with a renaissance following middle ages! (Published originally on May 26, 2013.)

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

Hans Holbein

Cover story: Picasso