Imitation Admirer Pillows

"We're going to hear a tribute band's tribute to another tribute band."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Little help?"

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

"Hugh fans!"

Czarcasm

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Moby Dick

Can't Touch This

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"A haand gel...!?"

Magic Tricks

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

Hot cross buns