Mimicry Admirer Pillows

"When I say 'tweet' you say 'tweet'...'tweet!'"

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"Woof, woof!"

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Do me next."

UK border controls relaxed.

Bad hair day!

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

How about going easy on the carbs

So you're a mocking bird...

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

Czarcasm

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"Hugh fans!"

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Can't Touch This

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Curling your hair for no reason

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"A haand gel...!?"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

Magic Tricks

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Hot cross buns

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."