Mimicry Lovers Pillows

He's got a gun!

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"Do me next."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

U of Debt

So you're a mocking bird...

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

E-Baying @ The Moon

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"She wishes to range free!"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Little Red Riding Carpet

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'