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A Parrot Repeats His Owner's Curses For A Baseball Team

Football Chameleon

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"So, have you two fallen out again?"

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"Well that answers that question!"

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

Quiet Quitting

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

"He does impressions too!"

Brothers Grimm

'You must be the angel of the north.'

"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent."

Cow can

"And, of course, I want to thank all the little people!"

Hart Warming

"I'm afraid I have to trim your wages."

"I'll be glad when this speech balloon strike is over...!"

'Well, yes, the fine print is in Arabic, but it's a wonderful language.'

'Excuse me, is anyone using this stool?'

Happy as a clam

"When I say 'tweet' you say 'tweet'...'tweet!'"

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

'What about cursive?'

He's got a gun!

'This one was hatched within the sound of Bow bells.'

'Harry has laryngitis.'

The Ventriloquist's Arms

"He has a wonderful command of the language, doesn't he?"

"Woof, woof!"