Language Quirks Admirer Pillows

'You must be the angel of the north.'

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"It lost a little something in translation."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Staff Yearbook

'Do it write the first time.'

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...

"They're home...the party's over!"

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

Scouse For Beginners

Spellng Bee

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

Proof Reading

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

Exclamation Marks Chasing the Question Mark.

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

'Really? — the 'Carpe Diem'?'

A tour guide speaks in hieroglyphs,

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

Enoch Powell.

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Correct Spelling Lane.

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

"I'm not a food critic I'm a literary critic and I've found the prose on your menu to be second-rate."

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'