Mimicry Lovers Gifts

He's got a gun!

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"Do me next."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

U of Debt

The Family Joules: Part 16

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

So you're a mocking bird...

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Atomic Bear: Part 22

E-Baying @ The Moon

Next gen pregnancy tests.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"She wishes to range free!"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Little Red Riding Carpet

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"