Mimicry Master Pillows

So you're a mocking bird...

The successless pantomime becomes a successless criminal

Maybe we should give him a hand?

Are you making airplane noises?

"Do me next."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

Quiet Quitting

Dog Dreams

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

I got you a 20th anniversary present. An iPhone charger? An actual, real gift? What's the catch? House of Java Cybercafe. No catch. For the last 20 years, you've been the best whipping boy I've ever had. You're a complete tool of the technology industry. You've been a real pleasure to mock. In fact, the last 20 years of making fun of your pathetic life has made this two rewarding decades. Plug back in, whipping boy! I will outlast you, smelly old bat!

Canoe Carriers

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?"

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

"Look! I can imitate you!"

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

"Hey Mundo, I'm collecting videotape for American's Dumbest Videos! Show me something stupid!"

Out Of My Way, Stupid!

Jerry was such a copycat.

"When I say 'tweet' you say 'tweet'...'tweet!'"

"You have been accused Mr Brown of impersonating important public figures."

He's got a gun!