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"When I say 'tweet' you say 'tweet'...'tweet!'"

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"Woof, woof!"

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Do me next."

UK border controls relaxed.

Bad hair day!

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

How about going easy on the carbs

So you're a mocking bird...

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"Hugh fans!"

Czarcasm

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Can't Touch This

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Magic Tricks

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

Curling your hair for no reason

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"A haand gel...!?"

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'