Miming Admirer T-Shirts

"Be careful sir...it's a mimefield..."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Bad hair day!

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

bird interprets modern art

"Hugh fans!"

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Can't Touch This

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Curling your hair for no reason

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Magic Tricks

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"Happy Birthday!"

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Prisoner still life painting.

"It's a great work!"

'Picasso'

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

The Land Before Mimes.