Parody Admirer Pillows

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

The Post Office's new extra cheap 18th class mailing system for printed material.

Unserious conditions: Bart shaped bruise, Multiple banana wounds, Radioactive buttocks.

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

'Are you sure it's trick or treat kids and not a swat team?'

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Can't Touch This

"Hugh fans!"

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

"Don't forget to come back."

"Nobody thinks you're Bob Dylan."

"El quimico"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Madonna of the Pukes.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

UK border controls relaxed.

Trump! The Musical

Night of the Zombonies.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

E-Baying @ The Moon

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."