Art Of Parody Admirer Pillows

Supreme Stench

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

Ancient Racing

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Housekeeping?!"

Czarcasm

On the brink.

Cow's straw

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

Dolphin friendly tuna

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Hugh fans!"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Can't Touch This

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Gym Dog

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"A haand gel...!?"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."