Art Of Parody Admirer Pillows

Supreme Stench

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Ancient Racing

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Housekeeping?!"

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

On the brink.

Cow's straw

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Czarcasm

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"Hugh fans!"

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

Can't Touch This

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"A haand gel...!?"

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."