Humor In Art Admirer Pillows

Scared elephant paints a mouse.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

Ancient Racing

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

How about going easy on the carbs

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

On the brink.

Dolphin friendly tuna

Cow's straw

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Czarcasm

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

Gym Dog

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

"What did Jesus order?"

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

Joe Biden