Humor In Art Admirer Gifts

Scared elephant paints a mouse.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

Ancient Racing

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

How about going easy on the carbs

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Czarcasm

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Cow's straw

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

On the brink.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Gym Dog

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Joe Biden

"A haand gel...!?"