Humor In Art Lover Pillows

Artists Materials - Augustus Johnnies Artists Sandals

'I just paint what I see.'

"These pieces are sensitive to changes in light and temperature. The exception is 'Live Man With Axe', who is sensitive only to criticism."

"I just paint what's inside of me...."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Venus

Where Indian ink came from.

Use your imagination.

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"And you can rest assured that your problem is being ignored at the very highest levels."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Mr. Punch in Venice

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Loan Alley

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

What's an Imax cave?

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Klimt Kiss Phones

Cat with Nine Still Lives

The Origami Society...

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"He gets easily abstracted."

They were mysteriously drawn together

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

Happy thoughts

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"Amateurs."