Humor In Art Lover Prints

Artists Materials - Augustus Johnnies Artists Sandals

'I just paint what I see.'

"These pieces are sensitive to changes in light and temperature. The exception is 'Live Man With Axe', who is sensitive only to criticism."

"I just paint what's inside of me...."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Use your imagination.

Where Indian ink came from.

"And you can rest assured that your problem is being ignored at the very highest levels."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Mr. Punch in Venice

The Origami Society...

Loan Alley

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Framed Lady

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

They were mysteriously drawn together

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Bot Art: After da Vinci

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature