Protest Parody Admirer Pillows

Crackpot with PRO-diarrhea sign pickets ANTI-diarrhea medical lab.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Ban on Free Speech

UK border controls relaxed.

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Hugh fans!"

Czarcasm

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

The Berlin Peace Movement

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Can't Touch This

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"A haand gel...!?"

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

Hot cross buns

REPENT! Get back to nature

Telekinetics on strike...

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

'And remember team, if you can't join 'em, lick 'em!'

"The only reason I'm firing you for your suggestion is because you signed yours."

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'