Protest Humorist Pillows

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

On Strike

Waiter, who are those protesters outside? They're from "PETFS": People for the Ethical Treatment of Flies in Soup.

Lactose is Good. Lactose intolerance isn't something you protest against, Ernie.

The Slumber Party.

'We are the 99%. . . who want the new iphone!!'

The Occupy a Barstool Movement.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

They're Not Just That Into It

UK/US Free Trade Deal

No-Work Orange

Trump! The Musical

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

Uncle Donnie

"Beware of Don"

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

John F. Kennedy

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

2020 Republican Party National Convention

'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time

After working out in the congressional gym, I feel like a lean, mean, legislating machine.