Revolutionary Humorist Pillows

Lenin closet

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

UK/US Free Trade Deal

They're Not Just That Into It

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Apples for sale

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Vlad the Impala

"Gee, thanks pal."

No-Work Orange

Trump! The Musical

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'