Provocative Humorist Pillows

Donald Trump

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

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The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

The world's first exploding cricket box...

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

The brief collaboration between Alfred Nobel and Thomas Edison.

'It looks like Mel Brooks is at it again.'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

The Occupy a Barstool Movement.

"Could you put me 'on hold' Mom? I could use a hug."

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

Designer

Russell Brand.

"He that can remove the sword shall be king, eh? Heh, heh - Guess we're looking at the future King Bertie."

Open Mic Nacht

The Slumber Party.

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

"We've got to strike the setup. The patron wants organic."

Death model.

Convergent Fauna

Lactose is Good. Lactose intolerance isn't something you protest against, Ernie.

Artist, sitting in front of a sign identifying a bridge as a draw bridge, draws the bridge.

"Sin tax? I love it."

'My career goals? Writing political attack ads would combine my love of blogging and bullying.'

'Don't make me use my chemical weapons...'