Provocative Humor Aficionado Pillows

"Fuck you, I'm great again."

Dynamite little combo

Funky Facts: Elephants.

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

'Do you have an appointment?'

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

'What colour is a hiccup?'

'Try rebooting.'

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

"He that can remove the sword shall be king, eh? Heh, heh - Guess we're looking at the future King Bertie."

"This painting should be removed! It's way too saucy!"

Zit: Pus based life-form whose main habitat is the teenage face. Normally peaceable, but he can react violently if threatened.

Arch enemy.

"3D printing can effectively solve many world problems."

Don't worry Harris, if we do start cutting back you'll be the first to know.

"Remember that weekend in Saint-Tropez when you tried to eat my small intestine?"

BEWARE of man-eating palm tree.

I brake for EVERYTHING.

Canned Laughter

A dog on stage beside a sign that reads "Blinky the talking dog - Rated X"

"Is that the ultimate in debauchery - you dressing up in my underwear?"

Cafe Erotica

'Fight fire with fire is really just a saying...'

Short Term Memory Loss Centre

"Look – you want a new career as a fireman, that's fine. But I wouldn't wear that thing around here in the mean time."

Last Activist Standing

Donald Trump

"Do I take it we can not be guaranteed your support in the forthcoming elections?"

Horny Nun

Old McDonald HAD a farm.

'Hello curly,'