Provocative Humor Aficionado Mugs

"Fuck you, I'm great again."

Dynamite little combo

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

Funky Facts: Elephants.

'It looks like Mel Brooks is at it again.'

'Do you have an appointment?'

'What colour is a hiccup?'

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"So, Martin, how long has it been since you last felt the urge to 'upskirt'?"

Adult Magician

'Try rebooting.'

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

"He that can remove the sword shall be king, eh? Heh, heh - Guess we're looking at the future King Bertie."

Open Mic Nacht

Russell Brand.

"This painting should be removed! It's way too saucy!"

Zit: Pus based life-form whose main habitat is the teenage face. Normally peaceable, but he can react violently if threatened.

Arch enemy.

"Remember that weekend in Saint-Tropez when you tried to eat my small intestine?"

"Is that the ultimate in debauchery - you dressing up in my underwear?"

Canned Laughter

Don't worry Harris, if we do start cutting back you'll be the first to know.

BEWARE of man-eating palm tree.

I brake for EVERYTHING.

"3D printing can effectively solve many world problems."

A dog on stage beside a sign that reads "Blinky the talking dog - Rated X"

Cafe Erotica

'Fight fire with fire is really just a saying...'

Short Term Memory Loss Centre

Last Activist Standing

"Look – you want a new career as a fireman, that's fine. But I wouldn't wear that thing around here in the mean time."

Donald Trump

Horny Nun

"Do I take it we can not be guaranteed your support in the forthcoming elections?"

Old McDonald HAD a farm.