Irreverent Humor Aficionado Pillows

'Relax, I'm reloading!'

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Police Feline Unit

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Cariactures

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Selling lemon latt�

Do Not Resuscitate

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Faster, Georges, faster!

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'Cannonball!'

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Here and There Trays

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'