Irreverent Humor Aficionado Gifts

'Relax, I'm reloading!'

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Police Feline Unit

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Cariactures

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Do Not Resuscitate

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Speed Dating for Turtles

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Selling lemon latt�

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Cannonball!'

Here and There Trays

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'