Irreverent Humor Fan Gifts

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

Cartoonist draws bomb next to prisoner.

"As usual, you're confusing your right to have an opinion with having your opinion respected."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Faster, Georges, faster!

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

The Brothers Grime

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

10 K Tail-Chase

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Trump Poutine

Pastry Hat

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

The Snooze Bar.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Beer Parasol.

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

Winter Weather.

'Here, we don't need a retirement plan. If you do your job as we want it, you'll directly go from your desk to hell.'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'More government surveillance!'