Sense Of Humor Aficionado Gifts

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

'Frankly, if you're old enough to watch this show, you're probably too old to enjoy it.'

'Why do I go out with a short, fat, bald guy like you? Well for one thing, you make me look good.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Police Feline Unit

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Speed Dating for Turtles

Do Not Resuscitate

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Cariactures

Selling lemon latt�

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'Cannonball!'