Provocative Humorist T-Shirts

Donald Trump

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

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The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

The world's first exploding cricket box...

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

The Occupy a Barstool Movement.

"Could you put me 'on hold' Mom? I could use a hug."

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

Convergent Fauna

"He that can remove the sword shall be king, eh? Heh, heh - Guess we're looking at the future King Bertie."

Designer

Artist, sitting in front of a sign identifying a bridge as a draw bridge, draws the bridge.

'My career goals? Writing political attack ads would combine my love of blogging and bullying.'

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

The Slumber Party.

"We've got to strike the setup. The patron wants organic."

Death model.

'Don't make me use my chemical weapons...'