Revolutionary Humorist Mugs

Lenin closet

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

UK/US Free Trade Deal

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

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Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Gee, thanks pal."

Vlad the Impala

No-Work Orange

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Trump! The Musical

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.