Rebellion Humorist Pillows

Rebels without a magic marker

'Man...You age great!'

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

'I think we're going to have to add another storey downstairs...'

Joe Biden

"Not to quibble, Helen, but if you look up 'Pathetic Loser' in the dictionary I don't believe anyone's picture is there."

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

Golf war: 'Fore!'

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

Museum Guard Portrait

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

'How'd the negotiations go? Take a wild guess.'

'Excuse me, sir, I know you didn't get your bonus, your house is mortgaged to the hilt, you have two kids in college, your employer is facing bankruptcy and . . .'

The Occupy a Barstool Movement.

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."

'Why do you always get to be the tanks?'

"Our flag means debt."

'Do they put up signs that say, 'Do not feed the moose.'?...'

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

'Just answer the question Senator - where is your American flag lapel pin?'

Scream Shrink

The Slumber Party.

'He has mixed feelings about the trophy — it's a lifetime achievement award from the Anarchists' Association.'

'Underground cartoonist'

'Personally, I thin the downsizing went too far.'

'Since I lost my shirt on the stock market, I now only accept strong currency or gold bullion.'

Sculptor's dedication to critics.

'Sales of new homes are plummeting. I suggest we build old homes.'

'The way things are going in the building trade we are never going to be part of a demolition project in our life time.'