Rebellion Humorist T-Shirts

Rebels without a magic marker

'Man...You age great!'

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

'I think we're going to have to add another storey downstairs...'

Golf war: 'Fore!'

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

Joe Biden

"Not to quibble, Helen, but if you look up 'Pathetic Loser' in the dictionary I don't believe anyone's picture is there."

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

Museum Guard Portrait

'Why do you always get to be the tanks?'

'Do they put up signs that say, 'Do not feed the moose.'?...'

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

'How'd the negotiations go? Take a wild guess.'

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."

'Excuse me, sir, I know you didn't get your bonus, your house is mortgaged to the hilt, you have two kids in college, your employer is facing bankruptcy and . . .'

The Occupy a Barstool Movement.

"Our flag means debt."

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

'Just answer the question Senator - where is your American flag lapel pin?'

'Underground cartoonist'

The Slumber Party.

'He has mixed feelings about the trophy — it's a lifetime achievement award from the Anarchists' Association.'

Scream Shrink

'Personally, I thin the downsizing went too far.'

Lactose is Good. Lactose intolerance isn't something you protest against, Ernie.

'Since I lost my shirt on the stock market, I now only accept strong currency or gold bullion.'

'Sales of new homes are plummeting. I suggest we build old homes.'

Sculptor's dedication to critics.