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'It's my free-will, mother, and I'll surrender it to whomever I please.'

"I gotta be me!"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Letters escape from a caged book.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Fishbowl rebellion.

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

"Question authority"

Hell's Schlegel

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

Reading

'Underground cartoonist'

"I heard someone was looking for a dungeon master."

Rebels without a magic marker

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

'Did you remove all the cliches and slang from your term paper?', 'Like, totally, dude!'

Sculptor's dedication to critics.

Young Che Guevara contemplates a career in t-shirt design.

"Sorry - we don't stock religious titles in case it offends some of our customers."

'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.'

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

"Yes, they're all blank. The art of omission, you see."

Where the wild things do graffiti

Santa Sucks

"He's always had a fascination with the hard drinking,hard living writer,the tortured genius. It's an image he's tried to emulate. Unfortunately he's only ever managed the first two parts." "I can't <hic> feel my face."

'We'd like a book banned in 23 countries, please!'

"Baldo, when's the last time you read a book?"

"Hold on, Mrs. Martin, you know that book is not on the approve curriculum!!"