Rivalry Humorist T-Shirts

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

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'Look at them both arguing about the race: Adults are so competitive...'

'Man...You age great!'

'Why do you always get to be the tanks?'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Football Chameleon

Punt Cake

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Getting the hang of it?"

Sloth 10K.

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

The Hockey World

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

"'Burned out,' Parker?- I wasn't aware you ever even 'caught fire.'"

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'