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'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Eat my dust!"

The Alpha Seltzer

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'Man...You age great!'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'The grudge match.'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

Harbaugh bragging rights 2043...

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'I hate snowboarders!'

'You know my limits, don't you?'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

Ref shows footballer green card.

Newspaper headline is CUTE PUPPY RESCUED. Cat says: 'Sigh! It's all bad news in the papers, isn't it?'

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'