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'Sure - they think they're such big shots - better than everybody - just because they have all that oil!'

'Man...You age great!'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

Newspaper headline is CUTE PUPPY RESCUED. Cat says: 'Sigh! It's all bad news in the papers, isn't it?'

Ref shows footballer green card.

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

'Why do you always get to be the tanks?'

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

No date for the prom, green girl? If you ever grow up, nerd boy

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

Shows Bundt

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

You Don't Know What It's Like

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

Dragon brought on as substitute

'Tough luck Warren, but it was always going to be hard to get a strike.'

'So then the linebacker yells back at this guy: 'Oh yeah? Well, next play, I'm gonna cram the ball...' Wait! I got it.'

'What did Cane say to his brother?'

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

"I like it better when it was a 'dog eat cat' world."

"I don't know. I just don't think this 'bowling' thing will work."

Using a sink plunger to retrieve a golf ball.

Hockey Pairs Skaters.

"This one says he's his company's lead-off man."

Ice croquet.

His patience running thing, the ref pushes the mute button and ends the argument.

'Joe Louis was right - you can run, but you can't hide.'

'Get in there, $1,500,000, and pinch-hit for $3,250,000'

'Look at them both arguing about the race: Adults are so competitive...'

Diving Penguin in danger of being used as a baseball.

'That's why we're vice-presidents, and he's president.'

'We're giving all the players cigarette lighters. . . Because you lose so many matches.'