Rivalry Humor Pillows

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Eat my dust!"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

The Alpha Seltzer

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'Man...You age great!'

'The grudge match.'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

'I hate snowboarders!'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

'You know my limits, don't you?'

Newspaper headline is CUTE PUPPY RESCUED. Cat says: 'Sigh! It's all bad news in the papers, isn't it?'

Ref shows footballer green card.

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'