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Right-wing Humorist Pillows
Add a humorous touch to your space with pillows that celebrate your right-wing humorist spirit—ideal for sparking conversation and showcasing your wit at home.
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
They're Not Just That Into It
UK/US Free Trade Deal
'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'
Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."
Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.
No-Work Orange
"Gee, thanks pal."
"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."
Trump! The Musical
'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'
"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"
"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."
"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"
MUSHROOM MASACRE.
"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"
"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."
I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me
"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."
Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger
'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'
"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."
'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'
Grim Reaper Buying CDs...
Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.
'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'
"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."
'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'
'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'
"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."
'I don't think the employees like me.'
"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."
Right-wing Humorist Pillows Collection
Right-wing Humorist Mugs
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Right-wing Humorist Prints
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