'I'm afraid I'll have to sentence you to five years, but you have been a beautiful defendant.'
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"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'
UK/US Free Trade Deal
They're Not Just That Into It
'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'
A Q&A with President Obama over jobs
Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."
Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.
No-Work Orange
"Gee, thanks pal."
Trump! The Musical
"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"
'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'
Grim Reaper Buying CDs...
Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger
"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."
I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me
"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."
'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'
"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"
"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."
Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.
The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.
'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'
'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'
'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'
"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."
"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."
'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'
"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"
Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam
'I don't think the employees like me.'
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