Imitation Admirer Mugs

"We're going to hear a tribute band's tribute to another tribute band."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Little help?"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

bird interprets modern art

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Czarcasm

"Hugh fans!"

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

Can't Touch This

Moby Dick

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

"A haand gel...!?"

Magic Tricks

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'