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'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

Love

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Kultural K9's.

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

'When I said I would move mountains for you, it was just a figure of speech!'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Good news. You know that elephant in the room we never talk about? He's now in the other room."

Prisoner still life painting.

'Picasso'

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"It's a great work!"

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Operation Chrome Dome.

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

Sharp Eyes

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Landscape Artists

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."