Nickname Admirer Gifts

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

bird interprets modern art

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Love

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Kultural K9's.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

'When I said I would move mountains for you, it was just a figure of speech!'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

"Good news. You know that elephant in the room we never talk about? He's now in the other room."

Prisoner still life painting.

'Picasso'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Operation Chrome Dome.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Sharp Eyes

"It's a great work!"

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

Cover story: Picasso

Landscape Artists

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."